This is hilarious!!

MY HUNTING TRIP (HOW IT REALLY HAPPEND)
1am~alarm clock rings.
2am~hunting partners arive, drag you out of bed.
2:30~throw every thing except the kitchin in truck.
3am~leave for deep woods.
3:15~drive back home for gun.
3:30~drive like hell to get to the woods befor daybrake.
4am~set up camp-forgot damn tent.
4:30~head into woods.
6:05~ see 8 elk.
6:06~take aim squeeze trigger.
6:08~load gun while watching elk going over hill.
8am~head back to camp.
9am~still looking for camp
10am~realized you dont know where camp is.
noon~fire gun for help-eat wild berrys
12:15~run out of bullets 8 elk come back.
12:20~ strang feeling in stomach
12:30~REALIZE you ate poison berries
12:45~RESCUED!!!
12:55~rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
3pm~arrive back in camp
3:30leave camp to kill elk
4pm~retern to camp for bullets.
4:01~load gun leave camp agin
5pm~empty gun on bird that is bugging you.
6pm~arrive at camp-see elk grazing at camp.
6:01~load gun.
6:02~fire gun.
6:03~one dead pick up truck!!
6:05~hunting partner reterns to camp dragging elk.
6:06~repress strong desire to shoot hunting buddy.
6:15~take truck,leave buddy and elk in woods.
6:25~truck boils over-hole shot in block.
6:26~start walking
6:30~fall drop gun in mud.
6:35~meat bear...
6:36~take aim
6:37~fire gun- blow up barrel (plugged with mud)
6:38~#@*#&@ pants.
3:39~climb tree.
9pm~ bear departs-wrap #@*#&@ gun around tree...
MIDNIGHT~home at last

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Well well well

so i have to update after shaunie since she made it a competition.. so....... here are some pictures from the hunts this year.. a pic of my bull i killed during archery and my dads buck he got this year..... and my baby GIRL for those of you who didnt know, is doing great. Shaunie is 24 weeks along and getting bigger!!!! isnt she cute!!! :)

OH MY GOSH i dont even believe it.

HEY LOOK!!! i posted something!! thats all... thanks for coming.. im going to go to kolob now

HASTE THE DAY!!!

now here is a subject worth blogging over. Not that there hasnt been many things great that have happened since december and everything but i got to go to my favorite band haste the day last night..oh man i loved it.. make that the 4th time i have seen them in concert. this was a big show with thousands of people there and where did me josh and justin find ourselves at the beginning? THE FRONT!! We almost passed out when it was over but it was awesome. I even gave Shaunie a taste of the experience when i called her. I couldnt hear her but it was fun.. ill post pictures when i get some from josh.. WOOT WOOT!!!

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