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MY HUNTING TRIP (HOW IT REALLY HAPPEND)
1am~alarm clock rings.
2am~hunting partners arive, drag you out of bed.
2:30~throw every thing except the kitchin in truck.
3am~leave for deep woods.
3:15~drive back home for gun.
3:30~drive like hell to get to the woods befor daybrake.
4am~set up camp-forgot damn tent.
4:30~head into woods.
6:05~ see 8 elk.
6:06~take aim squeeze trigger.
6:08~load gun while watching elk going over hill.
8am~head back to camp.
9am~still looking for camp
10am~realized you dont know where camp is.
noon~fire gun for help-eat wild berrys
12:15~run out of bullets 8 elk come back.
12:20~ strang feeling in stomach
12:30~REALIZE you ate poison berries
12:45~RESCUED!!!
12:55~rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
3pm~arrive back in camp
3:30leave camp to kill elk
4pm~retern to camp for bullets.
4:01~load gun leave camp agin
5pm~empty gun on bird that is bugging you.
6pm~arrive at camp-see elk grazing at camp.
6:01~load gun.
6:02~fire gun.
6:03~one dead pick up truck!!
6:05~hunting partner reterns to camp dragging elk.
6:06~repress strong desire to shoot hunting buddy.
6:15~take truck,leave buddy and elk in woods.
6:25~truck boils over-hole shot in block.
6:26~start walking
6:30~fall drop gun in mud.
6:35~meat bear...
6:36~take aim
6:37~fire gun- blow up barrel (plugged with mud)
6:38~#@*#&@ pants.
3:39~climb tree.
9pm~ bear departs-wrap #@*#&@ gun around tree...
MIDNIGHT~home at last

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P.S. I LOVE SHA-NAY-NAY!!! MWAH!

Well well well

so i have to update after shaunie since she made it a competition.. so....... here are some pictures from the hunts this year.. a pic of my bull i killed during archery and my dads buck he got this year..... and my baby GIRL for those of you who didnt know, is doing great. Shaunie is 24 weeks along and getting bigger!!!! isnt she cute!!! :)

OH MY GOSH i dont even believe it.

HEY LOOK!!! i posted something!! thats all... thanks for coming.. im going to go to kolob now

HASTE THE DAY!!!

now here is a subject worth blogging over. Not that there hasnt been many things great that have happened since december and everything but i got to go to my favorite band haste the day last night..oh man i loved it.. make that the 4th time i have seen them in concert. this was a big show with thousands of people there and where did me josh and justin find ourselves at the beginning? THE FRONT!! We almost passed out when it was over but it was awesome. I even gave Shaunie a taste of the experience when i called her. I couldnt hear her but it was fun.. ill post pictures when i get some from josh.. WOOT WOOT!!!

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Finalmente!!

so its been a month since i have put anything on here so i figured i would finally do something. There are alot of new things going on in my life and im greatful for all of them. I had a horrible weekend as both hurricane and byu lost in football but those are just flesh wounds.. a few pics of my deer after i got it mounted on a plaque and a pic of justin and i before our trip to salt lake for the hurricane game this weekend... hope you enjoy!!

Deer Hunt 2008

MY DEER!!!!!

so your all going to want to see pictures but unfortunately i dont have any yet.. my dad has the camera somewhere and beau has better pics on his camera.. so anyways, i shot a 24 inch 4 by 5 should be 4 by 6 but has a broken tine.. with tht tine he will be pushing 27 inches.. anyways shot him last night, now i got to go see all the rest of the people shoot the deer and have fun till wednesday.. ill post pics as soon as i get them

50 questions for me

1) Do you like blue cheese? no
2) Have you ever smoked crack? no
3) Do you have a gun in your house? well not (a) gun... but like 20 guns maybe
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? screw sonic
5) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments? probably only if i knew he was going to stick things in akward places... its never happened
6) What do you think of hot dogs? only while watching the dodgers play.. or maybe burger king.. right justin!!!!
7) Favorite Christmas song? silent night
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? gatorade
9) Can you do push ups? yes
10) Can you do a chin up? yes
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my ctr ring
12) Favorite hobby? HUNTING!!! DUH
13) Ever been in a car wreck? yes
14) Do you like thunderstorms? yeah if its not screwing any plans up
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? i let stupid things get to my head
16) Middle name? Alma
17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? why isnt this dvd burning.. whould i go hang out with tia tonight?...i wonder what my moms cooking
18) Name 3 things you bought today? salsa. and nada...nothing
19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Dr. Pepper,Pepsi,Milk
20) Current worry? if its going to be freezing balls cold tomorrow
21) Current hate right now? the fact that i have to go back to work tomorrow
22) How do you bring in the New Year? if its anything like my mission, probably in bed sleeping
23) Where would you like to go back to? Sao Paulo
24) Name three people who will complete this? I, Dont, and Care
26) Do you own slippers? no
27) What shirt are you wearing? BYU BABY!!!!
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?no
29) Can you whistle? yeah
30) Favorite color? green
31) Would you be a pirate? yeah, maybe a pirate hooker
32) What songs do you sing in the shower? whatevers playing on my radio
33) Favorite girl's name? blakely
34) Favorite boy's name? Rasden
35) Whats in your pocket? a stick of gum
36) Last thing that made you laugh? my momma
37) Best bed sheets as a child? gay question.. like i remember
38) Worst injury you've ever had? broken arm
40) Favorite flavor potato chips? cheddar and sour cream
41) Who is your loudest friend? Hellman
42) How many dogs do you have?none... we take care of charlie though.. big weener!!
43) Does someone have a crush on you? i hope more than one do.. please do tell.. i met a hottie yesterday, didnt get her number.. shame on me.. time to hunt her down now!!!
45) What is your favorite book? Beauty.. D&C
46) What is your favorite candy? Bit-o-honey
47) Favorite Sports Team? duke, Byu, 49ERS,Jazz,Braves, Avalanche
48) What song do you want played at your funeral? Wild Thing
49) What were you doing at midnight last night? trying to hack programs for my computer
50) First thing you thought about when you woke up? Why am i naked??

7 .... heck now all i need is 6

7 things I can do...
1. Hunt
2. Hit on girls
3. Stay up really late and not be tired the next day
4. piss people off
5. go to kolob
6. Look good
7. Kill aminals

7 things I cannot do...
1. go to brasil
2. shave while in the shower
3. watch mtv
4. tolerate stupid people
5. find a girlfriend
6. listen to others oppinions without voicing my own
7. so without making fun of someone if they say something stupid

7 things that attracted me to my hubby!
1. hmmmmmm maybe not so much
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5.
6.
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7 Things I say often
1. mmmmmmmmk
2. Yeah, Get some
3. Hello
4. Pimpin aint easy
5. What it is yo
6. What are you doin?
7. You suck dude

7 favorite artists/bands...
1. Haste The Day
2. Saosin
3. Emery
4. Rascal flatts
5. Keith Urban
6. Josh Gracin
7. UNderoath

7 Favorite foods...
1. Chinese
2. ziti casserole
3. Pork Chops
4. JErky
5. Grilled cheese with tomato soup
6. Baked Potatos with ranch
7. Cookie dough blizzards

SUPER 8

8 Favorite TV shows
1. Sports Center
2. CSI Miami
3. Americas Got Talent
4. Law and order SVU
5. The Office
6. Pardon the interuption
7. College Gameday
8. World Series of poker



8 Favorite Restaurants
1. Applebees.. besides the fact they have no dr. pepper
2. Panda Express
3. Wingers
4. Dennys
5. Players Grill
6. Iggys
7. Fazolis
8. Ernestos

8 things that happened yesterday
1.I went Hunting on kolob
2.Road my fourwheeler in the snow
3.My hands froze
4.i threw up
5.watched byu play like crap
6.watched more football
7.threw up some more
8.slept and threw up even more


8 things to look forward to..
1.having the day off tomorrow
2.Deer hunt this next weekend.. 6 days of paradise!!!!
3.Byu football game against tcu on thursday
4.Payday.. NOT its all going towards my truck!
5.Haste the day concert and a byu football vs. unlv
6.Halloween party!!!!! woohoo
7.Christmas at home.... finally
8.Finding someone i can love and feel the same love in return

8 things on my wishlist
1.Buy my bow/ trail cam
2.Kill a big deer
3.Buy a laptop
4.get paid more
5.find some people who want to go on my crazy adventures with me
6.Go to brasil next year
7.Get married and have kids
8.kill my cow elk

I tag anyone!!!!

Thanks Alecia!!!

well now is time for you to figure it out!!!

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news update

so that everyone knows, i shaved yesterday and now im trying to get used to my fat looking face without hair on it again. crazy!!! everyone says i look years younger but i dont quite know if thats a good thing or not..??

The goat is flying solo

So i decided after much contemplation yesterday what to do... and i ended up shaving off the chin strap/abraham lincoln beard.. so now i want to know everyones oppinion.... the question is... Which style does Ramsey look best in...

Clean Shaven

Solo Goat

or The abraham Lincoln

You be the judge of that... I WANT TO HEAR FROM EVERYONE!!!!!!

Ramsey and Justins photo shoot-take 1

So after justins homecoming on sunday we decided to get out and take a few pictures together... not to mention how freakin good we look!!! hope you enjoy, we tried to work the camera as much as possible!~!!!

Thank you Mark Wills.... :)

So i had a great saturday night!!! Justin and i took our dates, Tanya and Kelsey to the Mark Wills concert and we had a very good time.. well at least i did!! I loved my date!!! Its funny because i have wanted to ask her out for a long time.. but didnt and well i finally did obviously and we had alot of fun. I guess we will see where this takes us.... Im in aww of the whole situation... crazy... anyways here is one picture i had from that night, when i get more ill put them on!!!

TIMES ALMOST UP!!!!!

Well i only have 5 days to get me an elk and so its time to spend all my time up on kolob and get me one!!! here are some pictures of the bull we got beau last wednesday... its a dandy!!!!!

IT'S ON!!!

Well this last saturday the archery elk and deer hunts started and Ner and I were there to go and start out this years hunting season.. Im stoked to get out and do some hunting againa fter three years.. We got into the elk but they weren't anywhere where we could get shots at them.. i guess thats why we have many more days!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!